Well then...
- Me: *boss* what's the office policy on tattoos?
- Boss: There isn't one. But if you get one on your forehead you'll never get close to a client again.
- GIrl: What are you getting?
- Me: I'm considering a sleeve.
- Boss: I'll be letting your dad know about this the next time I see him...
- Me: -.-
- Girl: Just think what it'll look like with your wedding dress.
- Me: I'll look amazing.
- Girl: No you won't. And think about when you're old! Google grannies with tattoos.
- Me: I'll be the coolest granny at the nursing home.
- Girl: No you won't, you'll just look sad.
- Me: ...
