Well then...

  • Me: *boss* what's the office policy on tattoos?
  • Boss: There isn't one. But if you get one on your forehead you'll never get close to a client again.
  • GIrl: What are you getting?
  • Me: I'm considering a sleeve.
  • Boss: I'll be letting your dad know about this the next time I see him...
  • Me: -.-
  • Girl: Just think what it'll look like with your wedding dress.
  • Me: I'll look amazing.
  • Girl: No you won't. And think about when you're old! Google grannies with tattoos.
  • Me: I'll be the coolest granny at the nursing home.
  • Girl: No you won't, you'll just look sad.
  • Me: ...