Things that happen while I’m not on the internet #2
- I baked a fancy cake for my boss last night (It’s his birthday and everyone takes turns to bake someone else a cake) and midway through it, I get a call saying he isn’t going to be in today.
- There’s this guy who comes in the same tube as I do, who made me had a laughing fit this morning: he’s all skinny jeans, moustache, ray bans, tight coat, always got his hair full of something. Ok, fairly normal look guy. Then today, the guy was reading, ON THE TUBE WITH HIS SUNGLASSES ON!!! Who does that??? It looked so ridic that I started laughing… I couldn’t help myself… I’m just glad he had *really* skinny jeans on, no offspring from there!
- Getting the cake to work on the tube. In rush hour. ON THE TUBE. IN RUSH HOUR. It was so successful I have myself a pat on the back when I got here. RUSH HOUR!!!
- I don’t like candles on cake, unless I’m the one blowing them out and getting my germs all over the cake. SO I bought sparkles. Did you know that you can’t buy sparkles in this country without being over 25? And that I didn’t have ID with me, AND the lady didn’t believe me. FML.