Things the happen while I wasn’t on the internet:
I went to a Vans store to pick up a gift (a t-shirt). While paying I had this conversation:
- Do you gift wrap?
- We’re a skate shop.
- Yeah, but do you gift wrap?
- No. Because we’re a skate shop.
- I don’t know if you’re trying to tell me that skate shops don’t sell gifts or if you’re too cool to gift wrap. Either is infinitely stupid.
I paid and left.